Winter Hiatus

After a long ass month of nothing, we’ll be taking a long ass winter break for the rest of the winter. Don’t expect any content for some time.

Runescape and ITG’s

Ah, Runescape, a fantasy land filled with creatures that are mainly composed of failure like attributes, like the well known majority “ADHD ridden 13 year old kid”. Also Refuge for the famous “unique” breed of RS addicts trying to escape from their ever so hopeless pathetic lives like Zezima, Gertjaars, and thousands upon thousands more of addicts no one really cares about. Oh wait, I think Zezima got frustrated and gave up — because some bigger RS addict passed him up while he was busy trying to prove all the criticism hes getting from his sheep followers wrong… i.e. girlfriend, college, money, you know, THE COMMON LIFE STUFF THAT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS BY THE AGE OF 18. Then just when the sheep thought they would never see this holy day come, the slanderous sheep stumble upon the all so glorious sight of Zezima while chopping willows or doing some other pointless shit “nOObs” do to get by. They all of a sudden forget about all the bad things they ever said about him, and bow down for forgiveness and kiss his feet like it’s the second coming of Christ.

After all, it’s every 13 year old Runescape kids dream to see Zezima in-game. Ahh, a dream come true, they end up taking hundreds of pictures or maybe even a video of the whole fiasco while following Zezima around Runescape hoping he responds and pays a little bit of un-warranted self attention to the the never ending praise phrases these kids are spouting. And as time passes, the once “dream of epic proportions” starts to fade away as their god continues to ignore them until eventually the sheep grow tired and disappointed because they couldn’t get the dose of attention they craved. Then the unspeakable happens, dreams are shattered when Zezima magically disappears out of thin air.(logged) A *cold silence* takes place, the sheep start looking at one another speechless as uncontrollable tears start to roll down upon everyone’s face. Traumatized by the whole life changing experience, the sheep start to panic and end up in a terrible depression like state of mind for years to come.

Now it seems to me that all this explains why the majority of people on Runescape are mindless illiterate ITG faggots. Yes ITG’s “Internet Tough Guys”. One of the many types of personality diseases infecting millions of people on the interwebz, and somehow made its way onto Runescape. It’s hard to take an ITG seriously on a game like Runescape, I mean, what kind of “crip gangster pimp” plays a game like Runescape? They go around spewing phrases like “pwned noob”  “owned much” after defeating a player 50 levels lower than themselves. Then when a higher level player comes along and kicks his ass in a verbal argument, the ITG desperately tries to make up for his lack of intellect via real life threats. He may even begin shouting the most common insult said to most higher level players today…”get a life”. Okay unless the higher level is an addict and plays 12-16 hours a day like the once known, now forgotten Zezima, then you can’t really say “get a life” since the countless hours put in by Zezima and Gertjaars is completely uncomparable. Now that the insult “get a life” has been proven invalid, ITG’s don’t really have an excuse for why they can’t put together a coherent sentence even if their fake pixel whore of a girlfriends life depended on it, why they think they’re bad ass crip gangsta pimps in a game, why they’re an ITG.

I think when an ITG says “get a life” it is merely a depiction of his very own life, and what a worthless one it obviously is. Is it not clear that his life’s a joke? I mean, the pointless failed endeavors spanning over the course of 13 long years of life long pain of online relationshit breakups, being beaten up at school, straight F’s, frustration about his sexuality of whether he’s a gay bird because of that little isolated incident with Timmy, or wondering if his new found love for exotic animals makes him an inferior furfag. And yet he wonders why his parents hate him so much? Without a doubt a shit storm of fail like this would definitely spawn an ITG.  This is just one of the many types of idiots out there today, and one of the many reasons why Runescape blows.

Enough about the creatures that make the game suck, let’s talk about how horrible the game is itself. RS is the most popular Free to Play MMORPG, which indeed shows how many poor orphans actually play the shitty F2P version of the game, because they can’t afford the measly $5 membership fee for a few extra pointless skills and a little extra land to explore that’s ridden of god awful graphics. And the “HD” graphics option is disappointing too, it’s basically just horrible graphics, but in HD. It also makes most computers lag, unless you’re one of those spoiled rich kids leeching off their parents. Who wants to see horrible graphics in HD anyway? Need I say more?  I could go on and on, I’m just naming a few shitty quality’s that Runescape has to offer. I think I’ve said enough to deter a good amount of idiots wanting to play this failure of a game.

Emo pr0nz in the future

Yes, the title is correct. The closer we get to the downfall of humanity, the more emo pr0nz there’s going to be. Hell, we might even see some uploaded onto youtube if we’re lucky.

Article on the way.

Youtube

Do you remember when youtube used to be good and easy to grasp? When it wasn’t so complicated and filled with cancer? The good old days is what we like to call them, but they’re long gone, son. The cancer is spreading fast, and there’s no hope in sight.

The only thing we could do now is reflect on the past and hope for something like this again.

Youtube in 2006.

A time when cancer didn’t exist. Before youtube sold out and became a cesspool of trash and talentless hacks. Before it was renovated into what all mainstream entities become nowadays; a mountain of shit and stupidity that never goes away. We saw it coming.

Youtube now.

Gawd, Google. I haven’t seen that much fail grouped together since The Obama administration.

By the end of this year, the superficial elements we’ve seen in 2009 will be known as the epitome of failure in a single year; and it will most definitely be a good example to this society for the years to come. We didn’t just prove that our species is advance in every aspect of nature compared to the inferior animal kingdom, we also proved that we’re infested with idiocy and still have a lot to learn. It’s been said that we’re heading towards a cataclysm event in the near future that will change the face of the planet as we know it. It may very well be the death of the internets for all of us. No more lulz, no more raids, nothing. Brace yourselves, people. We’re all going to die, and there’s nothing you can do about it lololololololololololololol. Anyway, back to defining cancer among youtube.

There are many problems with the great youtube. The more people praise its existence, the less people realize how much shit it actually contains.

The amount of drama on youtube is astronomical. If there’s a place to upload your 10 minute venting clip after breaking up with the guy who wasn’t as good as Edward, it’s youtube. If there’s a place to upload your cute, sociopathic boyfriend who is just like Edward, it’s youtube. You see, youtube is the antithesis of normal; it is devoid of intelligence and superior intellect. It’s a cancer ridden, frontal lobe deteriorating, lulzcow.

Cancer spreading through Youtube

Fred
The Jonas Brothers
Lady Gaga
Twilight
Furries
Emos
16 yearr old girls
13 year old boys

Texting Scene Emo Punk Whores

I can’t recall how many times I’ve walked into a local Walmart and saw some dumb scene punk emo whore walking around texting as if nothing else matters, carelessly running into random shit, and messing up the whole damn store. And the reason I say “scene punk emo whore” is because MOST of these bitches that text their life away are in fact, “scene punk emo whores”, am I right? And sometimes I hear about texting whores getting hit by a diesel truck or something on the news, how sad is that?

Gaga Emo Whore. One of the many typical emo specimens.

I mean I really feel bad for the trucker that has to sit on his hemorrhoid ridden ass and drive 24 hours a day across the country, just to deliver a shit load of KFC so the poor hungry black people in America won’t starve, uh like the poor hungry black people in Africa… Then some emo zombie looking bitch walks out of nowhere BAM! A whoreific depressing mess of emo bits all over the front of the poor truckers vehicle, and he’ll probably get unlucky and lose a lawlsuit against the poor failed parents acting like they cared for the sad lost soul of their decapitated child, which is probably the smartest thing a whore raising parent can do…

All I’m saying is, texting whores like this should show some consideration for the poor trucker that delivers the shit you buy every week. The next time I see a texting whore deliberately wanting to commit suicide, I’ll be sure to let them know that maybe they should make some actual use of themselves and walk/text in front of some nigger gang bangers car instead, at least it’ll be someone that deserves to be ass raped in prison right?

After all, is it not a double win? Now the failed parents can actually live their lives in peace without having to deal with the bullshit that every other texting whore comes with. And in the process putting a broke nigger 50 cent hip gangsta wannabe in prison where he belongs.

-Rest in pieces-

News stories involving texting
14 year old hit by car while texting

More articles on emos

Texas Base Massacre (2009)

Kanye, Imma let you finish, but a dirty fuckin’ arab had one of the best news highlights of all time.

If you haven’t heard already, a military styled shootout occured at the Fort Hood army base in Texas earlier today (Nov 5th, 2009) It’s been reported that 2-3 gunmen in military uniforms were carrying automatic weapons (M-16s) and a high-powered rifle. Two of them were apprehended,  the other shot and killed. We don’t know who they are yet, but we can surely predict that they’re going to be dirty sand niggers on another one of their failed Jihad operations.

An original response to such a violent act would most likely be something like this, or similar.

(Update) November 6th.

It’s official. There was only one shooter, and it turns out he was a dirty sand nigger as I predicted.
Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan

Do you want us to drop a gigantic bomb on Mecca? FFS.

Here’s a picture of our dear Malik

An hero?

(Update) Novemember 24th.

As you all may know, Nidal survived, which makes it indeterminable if he’s an hero or not. What I do know is that the butthurt sand nigger is likely to make an insanity plea. Can it get any more ridiculous than that? I mean, the guy killed 12 people including a pregant woman while shouting “allah ackbar” in the process. Besides, using the insanity defense would only result in him being worse off than he was before, am I right? People would actually know that he’s insane.

It’s pretty lulzy to be honest. I just can’t see why we don’t let him run free into the Hindukush mountains of Pakistan, we’ll find him eventually and shoot him. Hell, we might even find the worlds biggest pussy there too, Osama. Sigh, where’s Bush when you need him?

Kanye West

I do not even know where to begin with this. If there’s a guy out there who displays a sheer amount of unwarranted self-importance, it’s probably Kanye West.

Not only is he a horrible rapper and lyricist, he claims to be a genius and an icon of our generation. At this point, I am completely ashamed to be a human. If we continue to let subhumans like Kanye West roam around office buildings and recording studios, while at the same time receiving publicity, civilization will be destroyed and the future of humanity will be dumbed down to a vegetative state.

Even though I don’t watch the VMAs for obvious reasons, Kanye West proved once again that his race is inferior to the rest of mankind. Sorry nigras, but most of you are idiots, I have to admit.

You’ve influenced the taco-eating mexicans and some poor whites to stoop down to your level. Now everybody listens to shit like Lil wayne and Kanye west. How does it feel that your country is taking a bath in shit and you’re over here creating shitty rap records.

It’s probably subconsciously degrading to have a white rapper dominating a massive black industry, right? I guess the old saying is true, if you’re born in shit, you are shit.

Lil Wayne goes to jail (2010)

It’s about time he gets what was coming to him.

Full story here

(Update)

Apparently, Lil wayne will not go to jail this year, but his last days will be scheduled for 2010. Luckily. Let’s finally get this fucktard off the streets and out of the mainstream media already. amirite?

Lil wayne mugshot

 Don’t bend over for the soap, Lil wayne. You might get ass raped.

Trapped in a maze

Alright, let met begin this by saying that Lil Wayne is complete shit.

Trapped in a maze, therefore I am amazing.

First off, you must be pretty fucking stupid to be trapped in a maze.

Metaphorically wise, “in a maze” can’t be arranged into the word “amazing”. It would look like this: amazeing. It’s close, but anyone could’ve done that with a shitload of words, especially if you can bend the rules and take out an extra letter that doesn’t need to be in there, right?

amirite? guise

WHO THE EFF ARE YOU?!!

Some would say ED rip-off, others would say pessimistic and negative.

Either way, you’re an idiot. Go back to reading the news about Miley Cyrus deleting her twitter account. Oh shit, really?

Apparently, she even made a rap song about it.

Hell, even her rapping is trash. That must explain the rating of only 3 stars by her own fan base.